Let's Run Away and Be Carnies Together...

Disclaimer: I am not streaking. ... Not in this one, I swear.

Git cho GAME faces on. Yeeee son!

This is how it's been since preschool...

My friends would go home and tell their parents:
"Sighh... Mom, Sarah was being weird again today..."
"No honey, Sarah's just a little... special, is all."

NOT. I happen to be freaking POPULAR.
That's right Bizznatches.
Read it and weep:

As you can see I don't just HAVE friends. I'm SURROUNDED by friends.
...
Ok... So maybe none of them knew I snuck my way into the middle and sat behind them while I asked my best friend *cough*mother*cough* to take a picture... So WHAT.
Mother happens to love me very very much. ; _ ;

More Carnie Pictures

After going on the Zipper (TWICE might I add) - let's just say I was a little disoriented.
"Hey Sarah, If you're going to throw up, could you throw up in the clown's mouth over there for me? PLEASE? You just have to stick your head in there and..!"
5 minutes of pleading later...
"Uhh... Wtheo..."












SHOW OFF.


















He was so excited when he found out he was tall enough! I'm so happy for him! ... What, you think I'm joking?












That guy kept trying to force us to play that stupid carnie game...
Jess finally gave in: "Uhh... Okay... *takes out wallet*"
We ran away while the guy's back was turned.













BIG FINALE.
(But to be honest, Boston fireworks were better (the next day) no offense... STAY TUNED... TO BE CONTINUED. )

Oompaloompas

The adorable oompaloompas I tutored. :)

The girl's name is Michelle and the boy's name is Jungwoo.

They're moving back to Korea this week (I'll be seeing them last on Tuesday ); ) so I thought I'd make this little tribute...

They're coming back in a few years, so let's see how much they grow up when I see them next then. :) (Sigh. Now this is what I call a bittersweet farewell.)

Hair Thingies.

Right Side, Left Side (tilt)

(^above: Tied it up messy in 5 seconds flat.)


I got this extremely cute hair band from E.L.T. a couple weeks ago on one of my rare Allston trips. I felt the urge to show it off this morning because I have pretty much been living in it:

Struttin' Through the Glamorous Streets of Lexington

Autobots - Transform and MOVE OUT!
I now realize we probably really freaked out that truck driver... 4 Asian girls screaming from the wall, "HOLY POOP. IT'S OPTIMUS PRIME! TRANSFORM! TRANSFOOOORM!"

Jess went through great lengths to pick this magnificent specimen for me.

We are guilty of idolitry.

I do not know where this came from but it shows off my (imaginary) chest, no?

Struttin' through the glamorous streets of Lexington on [one of] the last day[s] of school. (Excuse for not knowing Mr. Camra Man was taking a video...)



'nuff said.

Where's My Fresh Ramen?

When my sister came back from a trip to Korea last year, she brought back a ton of Korean music, including quite a few of 비 (Rain)'s songs.
One of which (Youtube link is found below), Fresh Woman - 비 (Rain), I find the best. thing. ever.

LISTEN TO IT.
I swear, It will change. Your. Life. forever.

(... I know it did for me... It's almost like a feeling of enlightment... But... better.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zBomu_4jwo

...BAHAHAHAHHAA

If you guys haven't caught on (i cannot be just me that has noticed this): Listen to the lyrics for a second; when 비 sings "Fresh woman, fresh woman, so where's my fresh woman, fresh woman..." it comes out "Fresh ramen, fresh ramen, so where's my fresh ramen, fresh ramen..."
SO hilarious in fact, that after that, for a while I thought 'Aw man. This CANNOT be fer real dood. Naw man. Naaaaaw.'
Until...
I found out...
It wasn't...
He was being completely serious... (ಠ_ಠ)

Left to Right, Top to Bottom

Text didn't show up on that last one, but I have to justify that picture. It says: zZzZzZzz... And hey, I just woke up that morning; proof is in the eyebags.
I love waking up at 8 in the morning and having the first thing I do be messing around on my computer with my webcam listening to m-flo. (Not really. But) I AM SOOO PUMPEDD!!
Currently Listening To: Astrosexy - M-flo

[Watch me do dis kinda like, hah hah hah hah]
[Follow me,]
[Hah hah hah hah]
[Just go hah hah]
[Hah hah]

[Who dat la-dy that make you say whoa whoa whoa whoa]
[Follow me]

[whoa whoa whoa whoa]

[Just say whoa whoa]

[Whoa whoa]

[Left to Right, Top to Bottom]

1) I laik making farting noises wit my mouf.
2) I love these headphones FTW. My bangs were starting to PISS ME OFF..! And hey, you can see the misquito bite on my neck... (; _ ;) *tilts head* See my headphones now? Aren't they snazzy? Yes? Well of course. I do believe they are quite snazzy myself. (Everyone - and I mean EVERYONE - seems to have these... >>)
3) Why don't you want my kiss..? >=*

4) ... More farting noises! >=D




Sarah: i find it funny
Sarah: how i took my profile pic in my orchestra shirt and pj's
...
Sarah: orchestra shirt... more like... orchestra CAMP SHIRT
Sarah: (rofl - please don't tell anyone) ...
Sarah: (would = social suicide)
Sarah: (jk)
Sarah: (i wear it loud and proud.)
Sarah: (in all different colors)
Inah: LOLL
Sarah: (which would mean i own 5 million of them)

Yeah... I'm not even joking. I actually have like, FIVE of each color... =_=;; FML.

Ring... Ring... Ring... Please Hold.

[...Riiing...]

[...Riiing...]

[...Riiing...]

[Sarah's birthday has been postponed in order to make time for studying for finals.]

[Please hold...]

FML vs. My Life is Average.

They started making all those websites like "My Life is Average" after FML became popular.

(Using this as an excuse to post an FML I saw: "My friend's mother had passed away last week. Writing her a card expressing my condolences for her loss, and thinking "lol" meant "lots of love" signed it lol. FML.")

My friend Luke helped me realize something: A lot of the posts on My Life is Average are probably FML's with the endings changed. (Luke: " I follow FML like it's a bible.)
Example: I was at a pool party last Saturday. As I dove into the pool, I like felt my bikini bottoms might slip off as I fell into the water. But they didn't. My Life is average.

I'm not sure why... But I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING.

"I had rice for dinner last night. I'm Asian. My life is Average." WUUUT?

He sent me another last night: "Today halfway through my shower I couldn't remember if I had already shampooed my hair. I think I might have shampooed it twice. My life is average."

lm...FAO.
Why are these so funny to me?

Those Dream Crushing Fiends...

Luke: In the 4th grade, my dad told me I wasn't asian. I literally started crying.

I am feeling kind of... SUPER DELICIOUS.

Uhm. Excuse me. Yeah. I am feeling kind of... SUPER DELICIOUS.

Pew Pew Pew...

Jussi: http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/11/pew%20pew.gif
Sarah: What is this..?
Jussi: You.

'ey you Peek-a-boo..! (Pops 'o9)

My collage of pictures from the Pops concert, 'o9.

Happy Birthday To You

My brother (now age 11 - can't get used to that... You know what I'm talking about) got a cell phone for his birthday..! (June 5th)

So far, here is what's on there as far as contacts go:

Minho the Devastator
Mom the Almighty
Sarah the Destroyer of Worlds
Shinae the Great

I'd like to take credit for this 'title' idea, and point out that that "Sarah the Destroyer of Worlds" is me.

He's obviously very excited with his new phone.
Before, at dinner, if he ever got upset, he'd stomp down to his room and lock himself in it and play video games like a normal child would do.
NOW, he crawls under the table, turns up the volume on this phone to HIGH and starts playing ringtones.

His favorites under these situations would have to be Latin Fever (he WOULD.), Funky band, Whistling Wizard (I'll be totally honest and say that it is quite catchy... Don't judge me.), Froggy Night, WahWah, and Beethoven's 5th Symphony (Carolyn knows what I'm talkin' 'bout. B)

That's right. They ARE real. (...punk.)

So my friend Maribeth is an aspiring manga ka...
([MARIBETH] Background info: Filipino, a member of what is in Sarah's mind our "Tae Kwon Do HERD"*, very much a qt.)

(*You read that and you were like, ... da fuck? But really. They exist. I swear. Just like *opens up Microsoft Word and spell checks "Leprechaun"* leprechauns and unicorns...
And how garden gnomes come out at night and piss all over your yard (what we call "morning dew") while you're sleeping and you'll never know. You just won't. And they're all like, "Those asspricks! That'll show them to say we're not frucking real! Because guess what? We are real... punks." - Sorry, what were we talking about again?)


(continued)
... and I went to Anime Boston - for artists alley to just check out people's artwork - I swear.
Ehh... I learned a lot of new things. Like how people cosplay and non-cosplayers take pictures of them. Sure. Little did I know that they would also want to take pictures of me. For what reason, do you ask? I have no freaking idea. This is giving me a really hard time. I'm having psychological breakdown and it's all because I can not figure out WHY. Why would they do that? Do I amuse you? Do I dress freakin funny? AM I FUNNY?

... What what in da butt?

Hey hey... By the way... Does this even remotely turn anyone on..?
... Or is that just me..?
Help me. ಢ_ಢ

Lollipop - Big Bang feat. 2ne1

A lot of my friends have been talking about the song Lollipop - Big Bang feat. 2ne1. Especially the music video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsy_m6xk1xw


At first I wondered how the hell one of them sported a dick on the top of her head and the other was wearing a chastity belt and they COULD STILL dance around like that...
Then I was like, Oh, right. It's K-Pop. Anything is Possible.

(And no, I'm not being sarcastic. (Mostly.)I actually think the song's pretty good. I do not hate, and some of the elements in their outfits are actually pretty cute :))

This actually kind of reminds me Gackt's manthong. *Flashback*... Ouch.


And wait, WHOA. I just realized how mentally scarring 1:17 is...... Let's not talk about this anymore.

Are you FEELIN' DIS?

Why hello..! I see my WEENIS...


Currently: Listening to Rainbow Veins - Owl City and extensively hugging my bunny to death. <3

(drew on that pink bow. for giggles. ;))

First Monster

Please don't watch me have my first monster... (ಠ_ಠ)

WALK FOR HUNGER

WALK FOR HUNGER
May 2009

A few pictures...

The highlight of my weekend was walking 20 miles in converse.

I was talking to Mitch later in math.
And he was like, "Oh. My girlfriend walked the Walk for Hunger in converse too last year..! ... She got tendonitis from that..."
"Oh... I think I got tendonitis too then... In my BUTT.."
"... I'm preeeeetty sure there ARE no tendons in your butt."

I legitamately crawled around for the next few days after the walk.

This is How We Do.

Why, hello there... :)

Apparently, this is a cut-out me.

"Wait a minute..."
"Uhh... Sarah, what are you - "
"shut up SHUT UP!... I have a sneeze... but it's stuck and it won't come out... I blame you. >x("

Lifting my head up from the desk after a well needed nap... I couldn't see...
Looks like I smooshed on a bit of makeup in this picture... But I am makeup free. =0
Meet my man-jacket btdubs. x)
It makes my shoulders look mad broad. So comfortable. I could wear it forever.

...This isn't even the extent of what we do in latin.
Ve learn so MACH in Latin... <3

i'm glad this happened.

i'm glad this happened.