FML vs. My Life is Average.

They started making all those websites like "My Life is Average" after FML became popular.

(Using this as an excuse to post an FML I saw: "My friend's mother had passed away last week. Writing her a card expressing my condolences for her loss, and thinking "lol" meant "lots of love" signed it lol. FML.")

My friend Luke helped me realize something: A lot of the posts on My Life is Average are probably FML's with the endings changed. (Luke: " I follow FML like it's a bible.)
Example: I was at a pool party last Saturday. As I dove into the pool, I like felt my bikini bottoms might slip off as I fell into the water. But they didn't. My Life is average.

I'm not sure why... But I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING.

"I had rice for dinner last night. I'm Asian. My life is Average." WUUUT?

He sent me another last night: "Today halfway through my shower I couldn't remember if I had already shampooed my hair. I think I might have shampooed it twice. My life is average."

lm...FAO.
Why are these so funny to me?

Those Dream Crushing Fiends...

Luke: In the 4th grade, my dad told me I wasn't asian. I literally started crying.

Pew Pew Pew...

Jussi: http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/11/pew%20pew.gif
Sarah: What is this..?
Jussi: You.

Lollipop - Big Bang feat. 2ne1

A lot of my friends have been talking about the song Lollipop - Big Bang feat. 2ne1. Especially the music video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsy_m6xk1xw


At first I wondered how the hell one of them sported a dick on the top of her head and the other was wearing a chastity belt and they COULD STILL dance around like that...
Then I was like, Oh, right. It's K-Pop. Anything is Possible.

(And no, I'm not being sarcastic. (Mostly.)I actually think the song's pretty good. I do not hate, and some of the elements in their outfits are actually pretty cute :))

This actually kind of reminds me Gackt's manthong. *Flashback*... Ouch.


And wait, WHOA. I just realized how mentally scarring 1:17 is...... Let's not talk about this anymore.

Oh Gackt... Whatever will we do with you...

Gackt:





















...
This is tragic.

And yet
My love for Gackt only grows. Hahahaha fail.
(And I don't care if his name does sounds like a fat man choking on a pretzel. >=0)