"WHOA..! Is that like one of those really old retro cell phones?" *puts it up to ear* "Hallo?"
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Showing posts with label The Story of My Life.... Show all posts
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Thursday, August 27, 2009
How Did He Know...
No tax in New Hampshire, right?
My mother took advantage of that last Thursday when she needed to buy 'comfortable work shoes' because apparently the shoes she had for work so far have always been 'uncomfortable extremely feminine formal work shoes'.
Why a Thursday you ask?
Because it actually takes but 40 minutes to drive up there without all the hustle and bustle of weekend vacation traffic.
Han: Hey I'm at the library. Where are you?
Me: My mom wants to go get formal shoes today. Fml. Tomorrow I guess... Tae kwon do today?
Han:Wow. You say that now?
Me: I said it was either that or Friday and I'd call an hour before, you nut.
Han: This is an hour before?
Me:That means I'll call if I go because they day depended! Err. How long are you there for?
Han: Till like three. Or four.
Me: Ok. I might come in a bit!
Han: For how long...
Me: Aparently... My mom is why I haven't seen ANYONE this summer. Ughh I don't want to go to a stupid mall in New HAMPSHIRE.
Han: You're going to a mall in New Hampshire? Why New Hampshire? Why not Natick or Burlington?
Me: It's my mother. Dx
Han: Gdammit. Tomorrow you're probably going to go shop for ham in Canada.
My mother took advantage of that last Thursday when she needed to buy 'comfortable work shoes' because apparently the shoes she had for work so far have always been 'uncomfortable extremely feminine formal work shoes'.
Why a Thursday you ask?
Because it actually takes but 40 minutes to drive up there without all the hustle and bustle of weekend vacation traffic.
Han: Hey I'm at the library. Where are you?
Me: My mom wants to go get formal shoes today. Fml. Tomorrow I guess... Tae kwon do today?
Han:Wow. You say that now?
Me: I said it was either that or Friday and I'd call an hour before, you nut.
Han: This is an hour before?
Me:That means I'll call if I go because they day depended! Err. How long are you there for?
Han: Till like three. Or four.
Me: Ok. I might come in a bit!
Han: For how long...
Me: Aparently... My mom is why I haven't seen ANYONE this summer. Ughh I don't want to go to a stupid mall in New HAMPSHIRE.
Han: You're going to a mall in New Hampshire? Why New Hampshire? Why not Natick or Burlington?
Me: It's my mother. Dx
Han: Gdammit. Tomorrow you're probably going to go shop for ham in Canada.
Me: How the hell did you know...
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.
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[msn conversation - WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.]
The Mister: i thought about you so much today
The Mister: i was eating in a store then i was gonna buy strawberry bubble tea
The Mister: but then i missed u so much
The Mister: that i bought taro
The Mister: LOL
The Mister: i was eating in a store then i was gonna buy strawberry bubble tea
The Mister: but then i missed u so much
The Mister: that i bought taro
The Mister: LOL
OOF! As so obviously demonstrated in this oh-so seemingly "innocent" msn conversation, that MAY appear to have started off in it's usually syrupy and sweet nature, may very well turn the path to an INTENSE FLAMING LOVEFEST STEAMING WITH PASSION AND TEENAGE[-LIKE] HORMONES in the bat of an eye.
Yeesh... Love Can Make Us Do Some CRAZY Ass Things. So watch out for this 'love'... I've heard the world can be full of it.
Monday, August 17, 2009
Street Performing
Saturday August 15, 2oo9
My whole day, as usual on a Saturday, was spent in Boston
I was with Thi, Andrew, and Khang (of Fisherz Crew - FTWFTWFTW!) and Snap Boogie that day in Boston when they decided to do a bit of street performing before going to YMCA for bboy practice. :)
Someone in the audience recorded part of one of the shows - and Snap happened to find it, so check it out, check it out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daGepAipLbI
(That's me being awkward in the back. But seriously, after like 5 shows, one does get a LEEEETTLE bored but it really was great!)
My whole day, as usual on a Saturday, was spent in Boston
I was with Thi, Andrew, and Khang (of Fisherz Crew - FTWFTWFTW!) and Snap Boogie that day in Boston when they decided to do a bit of street performing before going to YMCA for bboy practice. :)
Someone in the audience recorded part of one of the shows - and Snap happened to find it, so check it out, check it out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daGepAipLbI
(That's me being awkward in the back. But seriously, after like 5 shows, one does get a LEEEETTLE bored but it really was great!)
Sunday, August 2, 2009
Relationship Flunk.
(This post doesn't have to do with me failing at "BF/GF" relationships. Sorry to disappoint. D:)
When I found out about the family feature on Facebook where you can list people as your family members, ranging from mother and father to son and daughter, we (meaning I..) went a little crazy.
A few times I was asked questions like:
Kevin: "Why am I listed as your sister..? Shouldn't I be the brother?"
When I found out about the family feature on Facebook where you can list people as your family members, ranging from mother and father to son and daughter, we (meaning I..) went a little crazy.
A few times I was asked questions like:
Kevin: "Why am I listed as your sister..? Shouldn't I be the brother?"
To which I replied:
Sarah: "...*awkward*... It's... whimsical..."
This particular story begins when for my birthday, my friend Ramya couldn't post a 'Happy Birthday' without sending me a gift. Seeing the only free gift was an "I Love You, Dad" card, and a 'Happy Birthday Dad! :D' on my wall.
Thinking it was some brilliant plan along I found it ridiculously funny (so much more than I probably should have... :O shhh!) and listed her as my son on facebook for the whole world to see.
A few days later under some circumstance, I decided to be 'whimsical' again (no comment.) listed Allison as my daughter and a few hours later, Ramya followed in suit, except listing Allison as her SON.
And well, here's pretty much the rest of the dialogue (took these pictures with my handy dandy camra) :
Sarah: "...*awkward*... It's... whimsical..."
This particular story begins when for my birthday, my friend Ramya couldn't post a 'Happy Birthday' without sending me a gift. Seeing the only free gift was an "I Love You, Dad" card, and a 'Happy Birthday Dad! :D' on my wall.
Thinking it was some brilliant plan along I found it ridiculously funny (so much more than I probably should have... :O shhh!) and listed her as my son on facebook for the whole world to see.
A few days later under some circumstance, I decided to be 'whimsical' again (no comment.) listed Allison as my daughter and a few hours later, Ramya followed in suit, except listing Allison as her SON.
And well, here's pretty much the rest of the dialogue (took these pictures with my handy dandy camra) :
(apologies - I did not realize the mouse was smack-dab in the middle when I hurriedly took these.)
I find this whole 'Internet' thing pretty freaking fabulous.
I love the Internet.
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Oompaloompas
The adorable oompaloompas I tutored. :)
The girl's name is Michelle and the boy's name is Jungwoo.
They're moving back to Korea this week (I'll be seeing them last on Tuesday ); ) so I thought I'd make this little tribute...
They're coming back in a few years, so let's see how much they grow up when I see them next then. :) (Sigh. Now this is what I call a bittersweet farewell.)
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Struttin' Through the Glamorous Streets of Lexington
Autobots - Transform and MOVE OUT!I now realize we probably really freaked out that truck driver... 4 Asian girls screaming from the wall, "HOLY POOP. IT'S OPTIMUS PRIME! TRANSFORM! TRANSFOOOORM!"
Jess went through great lengths to pick this magnificent specimen for me.
We are guilty of idolitry.
I do not know where this came from but it shows off my (imaginary) chest, no?Struttin' through the glamorous streets of Lexington on [one of] the last day[s] of school. (Excuse for not knowing Mr. Camra Man was taking a video...)
'nuff said.
'nuff said.
Sunday, June 14, 2009
I am feeling kind of... SUPER DELICIOUS.
Uhm. Excuse me. Yeah. I am feeling kind of... SUPER DELICIOUS.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Happy Birthday To You
My brother (now age 11 - can't get used to that... You know what I'm talking about) got a cell phone for his birthday..! (June 5th)
So far, here is what's on there as far as contacts go:
Minho the Devastator
Mom the Almighty
Sarah the Destroyer of Worlds
Shinae the Great
I'd like to take credit for this 'title' idea, and point out that that "Sarah the Destroyer of Worlds" is me.
He's obviously very excited with his new phone.
Before, at dinner, if he ever got upset, he'd stomp down to his room and lock himself in it and play video games like a normal child would do.
NOW, he crawls under the table, turns up the volume on this phone to HIGH and starts playing ringtones.
His favorites under these situations would have to be Latin Fever (he WOULD.), Funky band, Whistling Wizard (I'll be totally honest and say that it is quite catchy... Don't judge me.), Froggy Night, WahWah, and Beethoven's 5th Symphony (Carolyn knows what I'm talkin' 'bout. B)
So far, here is what's on there as far as contacts go:
Minho the Devastator
Mom the Almighty
Sarah the Destroyer of Worlds
Shinae the Great
I'd like to take credit for this 'title' idea, and point out that that "Sarah the Destroyer of Worlds" is me.
He's obviously very excited with his new phone.
Before, at dinner, if he ever got upset, he'd stomp down to his room and lock himself in it and play video games like a normal child would do.
NOW, he crawls under the table, turns up the volume on this phone to HIGH and starts playing ringtones.
His favorites under these situations would have to be Latin Fever (he WOULD.), Funky band, Whistling Wizard (I'll be totally honest and say that it is quite catchy... Don't judge me.), Froggy Night, WahWah, and Beethoven's 5th Symphony (Carolyn knows what I'm talkin' 'bout. B)
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
That's right. They ARE real. (...punk.)
So my friend Maribeth is an aspiring manga ka...
([MARIBETH] Background info: Filipino, a member of what is in Sarah's mind our "Tae Kwon Do HERD"*, very much a qt.)
(*You read that and you were like, ... da fuck? But really. They exist. I swear. Just like *opens up Microsoft Word and spell checks "Leprechaun"* leprechauns and unicorns...
And how garden gnomes come out at night and piss all over your yard (what we call "morning dew") while you're sleeping and you'll never know. You just won't. And they're all like, "Those asspricks! That'll show them to say we're not frucking real! Because guess what? We are real... punks." - Sorry, what were we talking about again?)
(continued)
... and I went to Anime Boston - for artists alley to just check out people's artwork - I swear.
Ehh... I learned a lot of new things. Like how people cosplay and non-cosplayers take pictures of them. Sure. Little did I know that they would also want to take pictures of me. For what reason, do you ask? I have no freaking idea. This is giving me a really hard time. I'm having psychological breakdown and it's all because I can not figure out WHY. Why would they do that? Do I amuse you? Do I dress freakin funny? AM I FUNNY?
... What what in da butt?
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Hey hey... By the way... Does this even remotely turn anyone on..?
... Or is that just me..?
Help me. ಢ_ಢ
([MARIBETH] Background info: Filipino, a member of what is in Sarah's mind our "Tae Kwon Do HERD"*, very much a qt.)
(*You read that and you were like, ... da fuck? But really. They exist. I swear. Just like *opens up Microsoft Word and spell checks "Leprechaun"* leprechauns and unicorns...
And how garden gnomes come out at night and piss all over your yard (what we call "morning dew") while you're sleeping and you'll never know. You just won't. And they're all like, "Those asspricks! That'll show them to say we're not frucking real! Because guess what? We are real... punks." - Sorry, what were we talking about again?)
(continued)
... and I went to Anime Boston - for artists alley to just check out people's artwork - I swear.
Ehh... I learned a lot of new things. Like how people cosplay and non-cosplayers take pictures of them. Sure. Little did I know that they would also want to take pictures of me. For what reason, do you ask? I have no freaking idea. This is giving me a really hard time. I'm having psychological breakdown and it's all because I can not figure out WHY. Why would they do that? Do I amuse you? Do I dress freakin funny? AM I FUNNY?
... What what in da butt?
Hey hey... By the way... Does this even remotely turn anyone on..?... Or is that just me..?
Help me. ಢ_ಢ
Saturday, May 9, 2009
WALK FOR HUNGER
WALK FOR HUNGER
May 2009
A few pictures...
May 2009
A few pictures...
The highlight of my weekend was walking 20 miles in converse.
I was talking to Mitch later in math.
And he was like, "Oh. My girlfriend walked the Walk for Hunger in converse too last year..! ... She got tendonitis from that..."
"Oh... I think I got tendonitis too then... In my BUTT.."
"... I'm preeeeetty sure there ARE no tendons in your butt."
And he was like, "Oh. My girlfriend walked the Walk for Hunger in converse too last year..! ... She got tendonitis from that..."
"Oh... I think I got tendonitis too then... In my BUTT.."
"... I'm preeeeetty sure there ARE no tendons in your butt."
I legitamately crawled around for the next few days after the walk.
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