Fortune Cookies

Hokai.
The other day, I was introduced to a new revelation:
by adding the words 'in bed' after every fortune cookie, the messege's intent suddenly becomes clear.

Example:
"Devotion will make you feel more complete" ... in bed.



wow.
That was almost too much to handle.
I might even have to... nap it off...........................................fdsahgfghgkfhkjlkjgshgds.