Guaranteed Butt Cramp

Spent an afternoon at Starbucks earlier this summer with Melissa posing for her painting. :)
It was coming out pretty (really) well the last time I saw it - apparently it's not quite finished yet, but I'm excited (psyched.) to see it when it's done. :D



This snap shot was taken so she could finish the painting after we had to leave.



You probably wouldn't be able to tell in this, but we had to do a little furniture rearanging... As well as a teensy bit of redecorating... The Starbucks employees weren't too happy... (e.g., pulling the couches away from the wall and turning them inward in the center of the room, laying all our bags, jackets, Melissa's art pads, our food, paints, water cup, paintbrushes, etc. surrounding us all over the floor and table... Hoping you get the jist. Hahaha~)

Can't wait to see it! :D

Street Performing

Saturday August 15, 2oo9

My whole day, as usual on a Saturday, was spent in Boston
I was with Thi, Andrew, and Khang (of Fisherz Crew - FTWFTWFTW!) and Snap Boogie that day in Boston when they decided to do a bit of street performing before going to YMCA for bboy practice. :)

Someone in the audience recorded part of one of the shows - and Snap happened to find it, so check it out, check it out!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daGepAipLbI



(That's me being awkward in the back. But seriously, after like 5 shows, one does get a LEEEETTLE bored but it really was great!)

Relationship Flunk.

(This post doesn't have to do with me failing at "BF/GF" relationships. Sorry to disappoint. D:)

When I found out about the family feature on Facebook where you can list people as your family members, ranging from mother and father to son and daughter, we (meaning I..) went a little crazy.
A few times I was asked questions like:
Kevin: "Why am I listed as your sister..? Shouldn't I be the brother?"

To which I replied:
Sarah: "...*awkward*... It's... whimsical..."

This particular story begins when for my birthday, my friend Ramya couldn't post a 'Happy Birthday' without sending me a gift. Seeing the only free gift was an "I Love You, Dad" card, and a 'Happy Birthday Dad! :D' on my wall.
Thinking it was some brilliant plan along I found it ridiculously funny (so much more than I probably should have... :O shhh!) and listed her as my son on facebook for the whole world to see.
A few days later under some circumstance, I decided to be 'whimsical' again (no comment.) listed Allison as my daughter and a few hours later, Ramya followed in suit, except listing Allison as her SON.
And well, here's pretty much the rest of the dialogue (took these pictures with my handy dandy camra) :

(apologies - I did not realize the mouse was smack-dab in the middle when I hurriedly took these.)

I find this whole 'Internet' thing pretty freaking fabulous.

I love the Internet.

Cutting Hair.

This is me being melodramatic with my webcam... =_=;;

But yes. The title is correct, I cut my hair, again (as usual... I do all the time actually..;;). But this time, I cut my bangs straight. (Going Pipi Longstockings and wearing them in braids. :))
I tried not to cut them shorter and right now they hang above my eyes.
I wanted it to flexibly be able to be worn straight and swept a bit to the side. So far so good. :)

Half the summer's over already?!

Half the summer's over already?!

Hey... Come Here Often?

Hey there short, asian, and handsome... Come here often?

(My little brother, Kwan and Kevin)

*cough* SKEEEETCH *cough*

Let's Run Away and Be Carnies Together...

Disclaimer: I am not streaking. ... Not in this one, I swear.

Git cho GAME faces on. Yeeee son!

This is how it's been since preschool...

My friends would go home and tell their parents:
"Sighh... Mom, Sarah was being weird again today..."
"No honey, Sarah's just a little... special, is all."

NOT. I happen to be freaking POPULAR.
That's right Bizznatches.
Read it and weep:

As you can see I don't just HAVE friends. I'm SURROUNDED by friends.
...
Ok... So maybe none of them knew I snuck my way into the middle and sat behind them while I asked my best friend *cough*mother*cough* to take a picture... So WHAT.
Mother happens to love me very very much. ; _ ;

More Carnie Pictures

After going on the Zipper (TWICE might I add) - let's just say I was a little disoriented.
"Hey Sarah, If you're going to throw up, could you throw up in the clown's mouth over there for me? PLEASE? You just have to stick your head in there and..!"
5 minutes of pleading later...
"Uhh... Wtheo..."












SHOW OFF.


















He was so excited when he found out he was tall enough! I'm so happy for him! ... What, you think I'm joking?












That guy kept trying to force us to play that stupid carnie game...
Jess finally gave in: "Uhh... Okay... *takes out wallet*"
We ran away while the guy's back was turned.













BIG FINALE.
(But to be honest, Boston fireworks were better (the next day) no offense... STAY TUNED... TO BE CONTINUED. )

Oompaloompas

The adorable oompaloompas I tutored. :)

The girl's name is Michelle and the boy's name is Jungwoo.

They're moving back to Korea this week (I'll be seeing them last on Tuesday ); ) so I thought I'd make this little tribute...

They're coming back in a few years, so let's see how much they grow up when I see them next then. :) (Sigh. Now this is what I call a bittersweet farewell.)

Hair Thingies.

Right Side, Left Side (tilt)

(^above: Tied it up messy in 5 seconds flat.)


I got this extremely cute hair band from E.L.T. a couple weeks ago on one of my rare Allston trips. I felt the urge to show it off this morning because I have pretty much been living in it:

Struttin' Through the Glamorous Streets of Lexington

Autobots - Transform and MOVE OUT!
I now realize we probably really freaked out that truck driver... 4 Asian girls screaming from the wall, "HOLY POOP. IT'S OPTIMUS PRIME! TRANSFORM! TRANSFOOOORM!"

Jess went through great lengths to pick this magnificent specimen for me.

We are guilty of idolitry.

I do not know where this came from but it shows off my (imaginary) chest, no?

Struttin' through the glamorous streets of Lexington on [one of] the last day[s] of school. (Excuse for not knowing Mr. Camra Man was taking a video...)



'nuff said.

Where's My Fresh Ramen?

When my sister came back from a trip to Korea last year, she brought back a ton of Korean music, including quite a few of 비 (Rain)'s songs.
One of which (Youtube link is found below), Fresh Woman - 비 (Rain), I find the best. thing. ever.

LISTEN TO IT.
I swear, It will change. Your. Life. forever.

(... I know it did for me... It's almost like a feeling of enlightment... But... better.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zBomu_4jwo

...BAHAHAHAHHAA

If you guys haven't caught on (i cannot be just me that has noticed this): Listen to the lyrics for a second; when 비 sings "Fresh woman, fresh woman, so where's my fresh woman, fresh woman..." it comes out "Fresh ramen, fresh ramen, so where's my fresh ramen, fresh ramen..."
SO hilarious in fact, that after that, for a while I thought 'Aw man. This CANNOT be fer real dood. Naw man. Naaaaaw.'
Until...
I found out...
It wasn't...
He was being completely serious... (ಠ_ಠ)

Left to Right, Top to Bottom

Text didn't show up on that last one, but I have to justify that picture. It says: zZzZzZzz... And hey, I just woke up that morning; proof is in the eyebags.
I love waking up at 8 in the morning and having the first thing I do be messing around on my computer with my webcam listening to m-flo. (Not really. But) I AM SOOO PUMPEDD!!
Currently Listening To: Astrosexy - M-flo

[Watch me do dis kinda like, hah hah hah hah]
[Follow me,]
[Hah hah hah hah]
[Just go hah hah]
[Hah hah]

[Who dat la-dy that make you say whoa whoa whoa whoa]
[Follow me]

[whoa whoa whoa whoa]

[Just say whoa whoa]

[Whoa whoa]

[Left to Right, Top to Bottom]

1) I laik making farting noises wit my mouf.
2) I love these headphones FTW. My bangs were starting to PISS ME OFF..! And hey, you can see the misquito bite on my neck... (; _ ;) *tilts head* See my headphones now? Aren't they snazzy? Yes? Well of course. I do believe they are quite snazzy myself. (Everyone - and I mean EVERYONE - seems to have these... >>)
3) Why don't you want my kiss..? >=*

4) ... More farting noises! >=D




Sarah: i find it funny
Sarah: how i took my profile pic in my orchestra shirt and pj's
...
Sarah: orchestra shirt... more like... orchestra CAMP SHIRT
Sarah: (rofl - please don't tell anyone) ...
Sarah: (would = social suicide)
Sarah: (jk)
Sarah: (i wear it loud and proud.)
Sarah: (in all different colors)
Inah: LOLL
Sarah: (which would mean i own 5 million of them)

Yeah... I'm not even joking. I actually have like, FIVE of each color... =_=;; FML.

Ring... Ring... Ring... Please Hold.

[...Riiing...]

[...Riiing...]

[...Riiing...]

[Sarah's birthday has been postponed in order to make time for studying for finals.]

[Please hold...]

FML vs. My Life is Average.

They started making all those websites like "My Life is Average" after FML became popular.

(Using this as an excuse to post an FML I saw: "My friend's mother had passed away last week. Writing her a card expressing my condolences for her loss, and thinking "lol" meant "lots of love" signed it lol. FML.")

My friend Luke helped me realize something: A lot of the posts on My Life is Average are probably FML's with the endings changed. (Luke: " I follow FML like it's a bible.)
Example: I was at a pool party last Saturday. As I dove into the pool, I like felt my bikini bottoms might slip off as I fell into the water. But they didn't. My Life is average.

I'm not sure why... But I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING.

"I had rice for dinner last night. I'm Asian. My life is Average." WUUUT?

He sent me another last night: "Today halfway through my shower I couldn't remember if I had already shampooed my hair. I think I might have shampooed it twice. My life is average."

lm...FAO.
Why are these so funny to me?

Those Dream Crushing Fiends...

Luke: In the 4th grade, my dad told me I wasn't asian. I literally started crying.

I am feeling kind of... SUPER DELICIOUS.

Uhm. Excuse me. Yeah. I am feeling kind of... SUPER DELICIOUS.

Pew Pew Pew...

Jussi: http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/11/pew%20pew.gif
Sarah: What is this..?
Jussi: You.

'ey you Peek-a-boo..! (Pops 'o9)

My collage of pictures from the Pops concert, 'o9.

Happy Birthday To You

My brother (now age 11 - can't get used to that... You know what I'm talking about) got a cell phone for his birthday..! (June 5th)

So far, here is what's on there as far as contacts go:

Minho the Devastator
Mom the Almighty
Sarah the Destroyer of Worlds
Shinae the Great

I'd like to take credit for this 'title' idea, and point out that that "Sarah the Destroyer of Worlds" is me.

He's obviously very excited with his new phone.
Before, at dinner, if he ever got upset, he'd stomp down to his room and lock himself in it and play video games like a normal child would do.
NOW, he crawls under the table, turns up the volume on this phone to HIGH and starts playing ringtones.

His favorites under these situations would have to be Latin Fever (he WOULD.), Funky band, Whistling Wizard (I'll be totally honest and say that it is quite catchy... Don't judge me.), Froggy Night, WahWah, and Beethoven's 5th Symphony (Carolyn knows what I'm talkin' 'bout. B)

That's right. They ARE real. (...punk.)

So my friend Maribeth is an aspiring manga ka...
([MARIBETH] Background info: Filipino, a member of what is in Sarah's mind our "Tae Kwon Do HERD"*, very much a qt.)

(*You read that and you were like, ... da fuck? But really. They exist. I swear. Just like *opens up Microsoft Word and spell checks "Leprechaun"* leprechauns and unicorns...
And how garden gnomes come out at night and piss all over your yard (what we call "morning dew") while you're sleeping and you'll never know. You just won't. And they're all like, "Those asspricks! That'll show them to say we're not frucking real! Because guess what? We are real... punks." - Sorry, what were we talking about again?)


(continued)
... and I went to Anime Boston - for artists alley to just check out people's artwork - I swear.
Ehh... I learned a lot of new things. Like how people cosplay and non-cosplayers take pictures of them. Sure. Little did I know that they would also want to take pictures of me. For what reason, do you ask? I have no freaking idea. This is giving me a really hard time. I'm having psychological breakdown and it's all because I can not figure out WHY. Why would they do that? Do I amuse you? Do I dress freakin funny? AM I FUNNY?

... What what in da butt?

Hey hey... By the way... Does this even remotely turn anyone on..?
... Or is that just me..?
Help me. ಢ_ಢ